Sunday, 22 February 2009

Not Quite The Great Escape

Betty "Wait a minute. You aren't seriously suggesting that if I get through the wire... and case everything out there... and don't get picked up... to turn myself in and get thrown back in the cooler for a couple of months so you can get the information you need?"


Miss Skinny "I haven't seen Berlin yet, from the ground or from the air, and I plan on doing both before the war is over."


Billy Steve "What are you doing over here by the wire? "

Betty "Well, like I told Wilma here, I was trying to get my... "




Betty "I don't know. Perhaps we're being too clever. If we stop all the breakouts, it will only convince the goons we must be tunneling."





Betty "Hold on to yourself, Wilma. You're twenty feet short."
Wilma "What do you mean, twenty feet short?"
Betty "You're twenty feet short of the woods. The hole is right here in open. The guard is between us and the lights. "



Miss Skinny "What about the goon towers? "
Betty "That's a chance you're gonna have to take. But they're gonna be watching the compound, not the woods."





Commandant Billy Jane "Ah, Frau Wilma. And Frau Betty. We are together again. You're going to wish you had never put us to so much trouble!"

3 comments:

  1. OH THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!! LMAO!!!! I love it when people take pictures and put a story to it and THIS one is one of the best I've read in a LONG time!!! Thank you for the laugh.

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  2. I had fun doing it, I am glad you enjoyed it, laughter is so good for the soul!! x

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  3. Comrade WobBillyski1 March 2009 at 14:55

    I know that celtic mug! Maybe the invisible Billy mug thief will abduct them and hold them for ransom ? Or u could possibly use them for potting plants on. Send them to Etheopia there is a mug shortage there. Open a home for unwanted mugs?

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